Many of these weirdly funny answers have been circulating on the social media, so it's not entirely new to me, but it's always hilarious to see this mostly wrong yet refreshingly different answers. Otherwise, I'd recommend borrowing this short little book from your local library as I'm sure that I'm not going to feel the need to pick it up again.

Answer: Had a bath and put on her lucky pants.' There's a lot to be said for a pair of lucky pants.į in Exams would make excellent reading material for a doctor's office or any other place where you need to spend a few moments relaxing (ahem, powder room?), in which case, you should buy your own copy. Explain how Claire may have prepared herself for the interview. My favorite: Question: 'Clair was well prepared for her interview. His favorite: Question: 'What was Sir Francis Drake known for? Answer: Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100 foot clipper.' This book makes me wish that I had, just once. Honestly, I don't think I've ever attempted joking my way into a better grade. He admitted that he had done so once in a marketing class and the prof had given him points for his creativity. Then, it led to a conversation about not knowing the answers on tests and making stuff up to fill in the blanks. I read some of these aloud to my husband who used to be a college professor and he laughed so hard that he had tears in his eyes. I think that F in Exams would be enjoyed the most by current or former educators. At other times though, I despaired for the future. When these students didn't know the answers, they pulled out all the stops to come up with something- sometimes with hilarious results. This is a quick, funny read that's bound to cheer you up on gloomy day.Necessity is the mother of invention. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.' He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. 'Who was Socrates?' - 'Socrates was a famous old greek teacher who went around giving people advice. 'What is the overall message of Frankenstein? - 'Don't reanimate corpses.'

'I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at school, I don't know any old men apart from grandpa.' 'The north pole is so cold that the people that live there have to live somewhere else.' 'Every morning dad has a slice of dread before he goes to work.' 'If you are really naughty, you get exploded from school.' Some quotes (grammar and spelling not corrected for obvious reasons): Most of the students are obviously joking and hoping their teachers will go along with them. It's light entertainment and a way to pass the time. This is an amusing collection of quotes from students' test papers.

F in exams by richard benson